I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
read moreI just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. Seriously, I know I'm going to pass out! Everything was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?